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It’s time to pay the bills this month, and you know the drill.

I’m a struggling college student/writer trying to pay the bills every month. Because my grandfather is doing poorly, I couldn’t get a job this summer. Every spare second I have is spent with him; to make sure he’s comfy and has everything that he needs.

I need to make at least a hundred bucks (or more) by the 24th of this month.

Starting at 8$ an hour, I will literally write you anything. I finish commissions, depending on their size, between one to two weeks. I’m a very quick writer.

My ‘credentials’ are as follows:

-Have been writing freelance for five years

-Placed second in Cerritos College’s Poetry Night

-Honorable Mention for Cerritos College’s Endeavor Award

-Winner of more than 5 fiction contests on DeviantArt

Samples of both my fanficiton and my own fiction can be found here:

Fanficiton: http://bizarreserenity.tumblr.com/fanfiction

Fiction: http://bizarreserenity.tumblr.com/Fiction

I have written for these fandoms: Supernatural, Harry Potter, Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Marvel, DC, and MCU

BUT CAN WRITE FOR EVERY FANDOM AND PAIRING.

When I say anything, I mean anything. From Porn to Fluff to crack, or stories about your OCs, or even poetry.

Please. help me spread this around!

Still in need of commissons to pay this month’s bills! My followers know the drill!

Starting at 8$ an hour, I will write you:

-Fanfiction

-Original fiction

-Porn (Is this considered fanfiction?)

-Poetry? (I had to include this even though I know no one is going to commission poetry from me.)

These works can be safe for work, or they can be not safe for work. I will write for any fandom.

Now when I say it starts at 8$ an hour, that is indeed a starting price. In order for me to give you an accurate price, this is what I need from you:

Message me and let me you that you want a commission. We will then exchange emails. Then, once we have corresponded via email, I will need an accurate summary/description of what it is that you want me to write. Then, I give you a very good estimate, and we’ll go from there.

If you can’t afford a commission, but would like one in exchange for a promo, contact me and we’ll work something out.

Samples of my writing for fanfiction can be located here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/BizarreSerenity

(I have written and specialize in Samifer, Frosthawk,Thorki, Frostiron, Destiel, Amorra, Balia, pretty much Loki/Anything as well as Stony, Stucky, and many more fanfictions. See the link above for examples of my work.)

(I also write celebrity fanfiction. Ex: Tom Hiddleston/Benedict Cumberbatch)

Hey, guys!

I’m working on commissions and some embroidery hoops for a store in the mall that’s buying some of my stock, and would love some company.

Last time me and a few other ended up watching funny videos and avengers related parodies. Work got done an hour later, but I LOVE connecting with my friends and followers here.

Stop by and chat a little! If you have any questions about a commission or whatnot, now is a great time to talk to me face to face, if you will.

http://tinychat.com/1gw98a

Official Commission Announcement

Hey guys, Serenity here!

Since things have gotten super tough for me financially, I’ll be taking commissions from May 17th up until sometime this August. The reason for this is that I am not able to attend college this summer, and will not receive any financial aid until the start of fall semester in August. I have bills to pay, and things to do, so the only option I have right now is for me to start taking commissions.

Just a little background info before I lay down the prices.

I’m an English major in college with five semesters under my belt. I’m taking honors classes, and I’ve gotten an honorable mention for the Literature Department’s Endeavor Award, as well as second place in my college’s poetry competition. All my works are displayed on the fanfiction, fiction, and request part of my blog if you wish to see examples of what you will get.

Currently, I have written and are writing for these fandoms: Avengers, Marvel, DC, NBCs Hannibal, Naruto, TDK, TDKR, Bandom(My Chemical Romance) Supernatural, The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, and many more. If your fandom is not here, I will still write it. Trust me.

Starting at 1$ a page, I will write you:

-Fanfiction

-Original fiction

-Porn (Is this considered fanfiction?)

-Poetry? (I had to include this even though I know no one is going to commission poetry from me.)

These works can be safe for work, or they can be not safe for work. I will write for any fandom.

Now when I say it starts at 1$ a page, that is indeed a starting price. In order for me to give you an accurate price, this is what I need from you:

Message me and let me you that you want a commission. We will then exchange emails. Then, once we have corresponded via email, I will need an accurate summary/description of what it is that you want me to write. Then, I give you a very good estimate, and we’ll go from there.

I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t need the money. But since I can’t take summer semester, and a job would be impossible for me since I am taking care of my grandfather, commissions right now are my last hope. 

If you can’t afford a commission, but would like one in exchange for a promo, contact me and we’ll work something out. 

Other than that, I would appriciate it if all of you would reblog this and get it out there. I need the help.

I will not start working on commissions and will not take any payment until or after May 17th.

Spread this like wildfire, please!

I just realized that I got a buttload of followers in the last week or so.

Welcome, new followers! (And current followers too! This is really important if you’re here for the porn. Please read if so.)

I’m not sure where all of you came from, but in case you haven’t noticed, my blog, which originally started out as something for my writing, is basically a clusterfuck of porn, fandom stuff, music and other shit.

I write fanfiction. And I write a lot of it. That’s how I originally gained so many followers, (Well 497 is a lot, okay?!) and that’s how I remain. I have some fics (Frosthawk, Samifer, Thorki) that were requested and are almost finished. I also have some FrostIron in my ask box which will be written as well.

What I’m trying to say is that I’ve had a dry spell in the writing department, around the area of posting shit.

This, as you can tell from the gif above, causes me legitimate pain, because my favorite part about the internet that’s not free porn is being able to post my porn. And why haven’t I been able to post my porn?

That’s because I have two ten page research papers, one eight page, and one six page paper to finish in the next seven days.

Yes, I know. You all are horrified. So am I. I’m a little more than half way done with two of them, so there’s that. I’m also giving a presentation tomorrow in my honors lit class. College level honors classes. Don’t take them. Trust me on this.

Anyway, I need to make an important announcement.

On May 17th, I will be posting the last of my requested fics for free. Let me elaborate on this before all of you shrink away in horror. I have explanations to give and they are important.

I’ve won a few scholarships in preparation to transfer to University in order to gain my teaching credentials. And upon winning these I have realized that I am, unfortunately, shit broke. I can’t get a job while being a full time student because along with going to school, I take care of and live with my grandfather.

I have to find some way to keep paying our bills, to keep feeding myself, and to keep myself clothed. I will seriously post pictures of my sweaters and jeans if you want to see the shit I am wearing right now, because it’s horrible.

Anyway, I’ll be opening for commissions after May 17th. There’s no summer semester for me this year so I have to make some money somehow, because I get no aid from my college when I’m not enrolled. And they don’t give enough aid during the summer, anyway, to keep me comfortable.

So here’s the deal: I will not be writing any requests that are over 300-500 words. Instead, I’m opening for commissions. And this is actually a good thing. Here are my terms, so to speak:

Depending on how long you want your fic, or work, (I will write anything. Seriously. I’m desperate right now, okay?) this is what you get for what you pay. Prices will be decided when May 17th comes around and a commission page will be posted on my sidebar.

For a commission, you will get:

-Any pairing, ship, whatever.

-Any specified plot line

-Any specified kink

-Any rating. (G, PG, PG13, R, NC17, you get it right?)

-Basically anything you want. If you want me to write Loki fucking a rock, I will.

-A kick ass fanfic or work. This is what I do and I’m good at it.

I will still be posting my own fanfiction. When I say I’m opening for commissions, I’m not saying that I’m going to stop posting porn. No, I’m not going to stop writing. I just have to stop writing long requests for free because I’m dirt poor at the moment.

I hope I haven’t scared any of my lovely followers off, but I’m kind of desperate here.

XOXOXOXOXOXOX

-Serentiy

So I’m finishing up the last of the requests in my ask box

And I want more.

Again.

So I’m going to sit here: http://tinychat.com/54c0tw

And write until I get more. Feel free to stop by and drop a request. I’ll even write you a paragraph in chat and give it to you. I would very much like to do this because it sounds hilariously fun. 

Ships I already write without question: FrostHawk, Thorki, FrostIron, Samifer, Loki/Loki, Loki/Reader, pretty much Loki/Anything (I still have limits though)

If your ship isn’t up there, LET ME KNOW AND I WILL TRY TO WRITE IT AS BEST AS I CAN. I also write Clint/Phil and Super Husbands and everything.

COME BOTHER ME PLEASE.

Some weird dude/person posted some creepy ass comments on my porn fics on A03.

"I’ll bribe you and keep you away, little one…"

First I was all:

image

But then I understood, and was:

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I also received some other gems:

"You took the raw feeling of the words "He made me kill" and turned it into an instrument of pleasure.

Some authors enjoy it when their fans say that they will never write again because the work was insurpassable.

I will not flatter you so, but only because I am not the type of person who lets despair destroy me.”

AND

"Seriously filthy. I mean, explicit is one thing, but this is *filthy*.

…in a good way, of course…”

AS WELL AS:

"He wanted to please him so badly, to show him that although he had been gone, Clint still wanted nothing more than to obey. / That even though he was no longer under Loki’s thrall, he didn’t need to be."

I think that has to be my favorite line… Why does this have to be fanfiction?

Why can’t there be canonsful of this stuff?

Why?”

Okay, now I know that these comments were probably meant to be nice, and they are kinda compliment-y, but still, they’re giving me the willies.

Meat is Murder

crookedmouth wanted The Smiths and Lingerie. So, of course, I gave it to her. Sorry it took so long, bootyface!

(-)

This beautiful creature must die,

This beautiful creature must die.

A death for no reason,

And death for no reason is MURDER.

-The Smiths.

(-)

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