Welcome, new followers! (And current followers too! This is really important if you’re here for the porn. Please read if so.)
I’m not sure where all of you came from, but in case you haven’t noticed, my blog, which originally started out as something for my writing, is basically a clusterfuck of porn, fandom stuff, music and other shit.
I write fanfiction. And I write a lot of it. That’s how I originally gained so many followers, (Well 497 is a lot, okay?!) and that’s how I remain. I have some fics (Frosthawk, Samifer, Thorki) that were requested and are almost finished. I also have some FrostIron in my ask box which will be written as well.
What I’m trying to say is that I’ve had a dry spell in the writing department, around the area of posting shit.
This, as you can tell from the gif above, causes me legitimate pain, because my favorite part about the internet that’s not free porn is being able to post my porn. And why haven’t I been able to post my porn?
That’s because I have two ten page research papers, one eight page, and one six page paper to finish in the next seven days.
Yes, I know. You all are horrified. So am I. I’m a little more than half way done with two of them, so there’s that. I’m also giving a presentation tomorrow in my honors lit class. College level honors classes. Don’t take them. Trust me on this.
Anyway, I need to make an important announcement.
On May 17th, I will be posting the last of my requested fics for free. Let me elaborate on this before all of you shrink away in horror. I have explanations to give and they are important.
I’ve won a few scholarships in preparation to transfer to University in order to gain my teaching credentials. And upon winning these I have realized that I am, unfortunately, shit broke. I can’t get a job while being a full time student because along with going to school, I take care of and live with my grandfather.
I have to find some way to keep paying our bills, to keep feeding myself, and to keep myself clothed. I will seriously post pictures of my sweaters and jeans if you want to see the shit I am wearing right now, because it’s horrible.
Anyway, I’ll be opening for commissions after May 17th. There’s no summer semester for me this year so I have to make some money somehow, because I get no aid from my college when I’m not enrolled. And they don’t give enough aid during the summer, anyway, to keep me comfortable.
So here’s the deal: I will not be writing any requests that are over 300-500 words. Instead, I’m opening for commissions. And this is actually a good thing. Here are my terms, so to speak:
Depending on how long you want your fic, or work, (I will write anything. Seriously. I’m desperate right now, okay?) this is what you get for what you pay. Prices will be decided when May 17th comes around and a commission page will be posted on my sidebar.
For a commission, you will get:
-Any pairing, ship, whatever.
-Any specified plot line
-Any specified kink
-Any rating. (G, PG, PG13, R, NC17, you get it right?)
-Basically anything you want. If you want me to write Loki fucking a rock, I will.
-A kick ass fanfic or work. This is what I do and I’m good at it.
I will still be posting my own fanfiction. When I say I’m opening for commissions, I’m not saying that I’m going to stop posting porn. No, I’m not going to stop writing. I just have to stop writing long requests for free because I’m dirt poor at the moment.
I hope I haven’t scared any of my lovely followers off, but I’m kind of desperate here.